Open your THIRD EYE!! Once in a lifetime Sassy sales event taking place right here, RIGHT NOW!!
This beautiful, hand-washable Copper sequined top and matching shorts available for sale now in the Sassy Sequins Seasons Greetings Not Quite Summer Sales Event of the Season! Only 100 dollars!
As seen on America’s Got Talent worn by yours truly, Valerie Sassyfras! Dwayne Wade was in awe of this stunning outfit and he’s the type to rub elbows with South Beach’s Sassiest and most Stylish. Imagine that could be you rubbing elbows with D-Wade and Howie Mandel and Gabrielle Union and well, even that bastard Simon if that’s what you’re into.
OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE!! Enter an inter dimensional portal with this stunning sassy sequined Stunner! Transport through time and space and look good doing it! Do you really wanna travel through time to meet the masters of the universe looking like a freakin Sloppy Slobber?!
Hell noooo! Be the master of your own universe and present yourself properly to the divine creators in this Sassy Sequined not so sloppy slobby but Stylish stunning hand-washable Copper Third eye opening top with matching shorts! It’s hand-washable! Oh I said that. I’m out of breath......just like everyone who will see you in this outfit! Only100 dollars!!