Sassy Store!!

Sassyfras and Friends/Sassy Holidays Ornament

3" Round Glossy White Background Ornament. Sassyfras and Friends on One Side, Sassy Holidays on the Other. Great for yourself and holiday giving!!!

Girl's Night Out Ornament

$15.00

3" Round Glossy Black Background Ornament. Valerie Sassyfras on One Side, Sassy Holidays on the Other. Great for yourself and holiday giving!!!

Forest Green Hide The Pickle Hat

$30.00

2.75" High Heat Transfer of Hide The Pickle on Forest Green Cotton Twill Hat. Back fasteners for adjustment, and braid front over bill.

Electric Rain: Vinyl

$25.00

Pre-Order Today! Will send on or about September 15, 2022. Add $5 to Autograph. Tell me what message you would like. Side A 1. Electric Rain 2. Mean Sassy Queen 3. Van Down By The River 4. Alligator Dance 5. Derriere 6. Zydeco Girl Side B 7. Ain't My Job 8, Jump 9. Once A Who Dat 10. Voulez Vous 11. Zydeco Fix 12. Electric Rain

Crazy Train: Vinyl-

$25.00

$25.00 Add $5 to Autograph. Tell me what message you would like. How would you feel if someone you trusted threw you under the bus? Jump on the Crazy Train with me and find out!

Side A 1. Writin's On The Wall 2. 1 Step Forward 2 Steps Back 3. Crazy Train 4. Evil 5. My Way Side B 6. The Sass 7. The Big Easy 8. Old Man River/Mighty Mississippi 9.

$25.00 Add $5 to Autograph. Tell me what message you would like. How would you feel if someone you trusted threw you under the bus? Jump on the Crazy Train with me and find out!

Side A 1. Writin's On The Wall 2. 1 Step Forward 2 Steps Back 3. Crazy Train 4. Evil 5. My Way Side B 6. The Sass 7. The Big Easy 8. Old Man River/Mighty Mississippi 9. What's Up 10. Girl's Night Out

Valerie Sassyfras Patron Saint of Sass Candle-

$20.00

8" tall x 2" diameter classic religious candle with writing "Patron Saint of Sass"

Sassyfras Mug-$10

$10.00

Porcelain 2-Sided White Coffee Cup w/Purple Copy. One Side-Valerie Sassyfras Image. The other side says:"I'm the Sass, You're The Sass, We're The Sass"

Autographed "Butt Dance" Photo-

$10.00

Stunning 8 1/2x11 color photo on heavy-stock photo paper with original autograph!

Blast The Sass Tee Shirt

$25.00

Special Sale! 100% all cotton pacific blue tee shirt with black, metallic gold, and white Blast The Sass graphic. Let's Blast The Sass, y'all!

Sizes Available: Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large

Girls Night Out T-Shirt

$25.00

The Classic! Get your very own Girls Night Out T-Shirt. 100% cotton. It's pretty much the best shirt ever. Who's the hunk?

Sassyfras and Friends Baseball Shirt-

$39.00

100% Cotton 3/4 Length Baseball Shirt Sassyfras and Friends Soft and Sassy! Get you some! $39 Who's the cutie pie? Available in small, medium, large, extra large.

Blast Off! A Cosmic Cabaret CD-

$15.00

Space is the last frontier. What lies beyond our boundaries on earth? I found it!

My wild adventures are all here-T-Rex & Me, My Cosmic Hoppin' Mama Sassyfras, My determination to try to make a good life on Venus...and how it all began-with The Big Bang! There's also Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction:Neil Armstrong admitted there was a colony of

Space is the last frontier. What lies beyond our boundaries on earth? I found it!

Sassquake! CD-

$15.00

Sassquake hits you hard, hits you fast, with songs like Babysitter- a lover's lament. Hide The Pickle - serious nonsense. Pivot and Pose - a dare to all out there. The Bastard Snake - about someone who would take your sweetheart, take your money, take your weed! Rollercoaster - takes me back to my teenage years at Pontchartrain Beach! Wicked Love - self explanatory! Bon Temps Rouler - It's in our blood to let the good times roll! Charlene - a true story Johnny wrote about a young saintly girl from Church Point who healed the sick. A Cajun two-step. Hot Stuff - Donna Summer's classic! Mighty Mississippi - an appreciation of the beauty and intensity of the Mighty Mississippi. Somethin's Brewin' - my Johnny's beautifully intense backwoods melody.

Girls Night Out - Live at Gasa Gasa-

$15.00

Girl's Night Out - a sexy romp with the girls! What's Up - about heartbreak and loss. Diamond In The Rough - aren't we all? I'm On The Outside - about the loss of my dear Johnny. Bon Temps Rouler - as we like to say in this part of the country, let the good times roll! A Zydeco, Funk Stomper! Goin' Home - we all want to feel the love and comfort as we head down the road of life. Weather The Storm - me and Johnny did just that in our glorious 30 years together! What R The Po' Folks Doin' Tonight - when you're in love, you feel rich! Alligator Dance - for the young, and young-at-heart. Be Strong - Johnny taught me to be independant, and rely on myself. Somethin's Brewin' - Johnny's beautiful, swamp ballad. Charlene- Johnny's Cajun two-step about a real Charlene Richard that healed the sick, and was a saintly person. Doo-Wop Song - a reggae-flavored homage to my brother who passed away. Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon's classic!

Sassyfras Birthday/Anniversary/Any Occasion Video

$100.00

Sassyfras will perform Happy Birthday/Happy Anniversary/Happy Whatever for you in her studio with lights and Sassy choreography moves, plus her accordion and background tracks! Choose your song and your message.

Valerie Sassyfras 3-Song Yardi Party! At your home or venue.

$150.00

Celebrating a birthday, anniversary, co-worker, anything? Contact The Sass and she'll be there to serenade you. She will perform 3 songs in her Sassyiest Style! She will bring p.a. and instruments, and perform 3 songs for you.

Half Hour Yardi Party! Inside or Outside, at the venue of your choice.

$200.00

I will come to your porch, yard, or house, with my 6" amp p.a. and instruments, and sing and perform a half-hour for any occasion! Includes lights and props!

1 Hour Sassyfras Yardi Party! At venue of your choice.

$450.00

Sassyfras will come to your front yard/home, and serenade you and your guests for 1 hour. 6-inch amp p.a., costumes, props, lights, and pizazz! New Orleans Metro area.