Nominated Best of The Beat Awards 2016

Featured on The Ellen DeGeneres Show in 2018

Opened for Portugal.The Man 9/14/18

Featured Performer at French Quarter Festival in 2017-2022

Featured on MTV's Ridiculousness Show August 26, 2018

Featured Performer on America's Got Talent July 23, 2019

New Orleans Film Festival Nobody May Come, November 14, 2021

Opened for Marc Rebillet at Orpheum Theater Oct 5, 2020

Sassers, here is your link for my new album Electric Rain: https://snd.click/bygd

Sassy Store!!

Girls Night Out T-Shirt

$30.00

Hot off the presses! Get your very own Girls Night Out T-Shirt. 100% cotton. It's pretty much the best shirt ever. Who's the hunk?

Autographed "Butt Dance" Photo

$10.00

Stunning 8 1/2x11 color photo on photo paper with original autograph!

Blast Off! A Cosmic Cabaret CD

$15.00

Space is the last frontier. What lies beyond our boundaries on earth? I found it!

My wild adventures are all here-T-Rex & Me, My Cosmic Hoppin' Mama Sassyfras, My determination to try to make a good life on Venus...and how it all began-with The Big Bang! There's also Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction:Neil Armstrong admitted there was a colony of

Space is the last frontier. What lies beyond our boundaries on earth? I found it!

Sassquake! CD

$15.00

Sassquake hits you hard, hits you fast, with songs like Babysitter- a lover's lament. Hide The Pickle - serious nonsense. Pivot and Pose - a dare to all out there. The Bastard Snake - about someone who would take your sweetheart, take your money, take your weed! Rollercoaster - takes me back to my teenage years at Pontchartrain Beach! Wicked Love - self explanatory! Bon Temps Rouler - It's in our blood to let the good times roll! Charlene - a true story Johnny wrote about a young saintly girl from Church Point who healed the sick. A Cajun two-step. Hot Stuff - Donna Summer's classic! Mighty Mississippi - an appreciation of the beauty and intensity of the Mighty Mississippi. Somethin's Brewin' - my Johnny's beautifully intense backwoods melody.

Girls Night Out - Live at Gasa Gasa

$15.00

Girl's Night Out - a sexy romp with the girls! What's Up - about heartbreak and loss. Diamond In The Rough - aren't we all? I'm On The Outside - about the loss of my dear Johnny. Bon Temps Rouler - as we like to say in this part of the country, let the good times roll! A Zydeco, Funk Stomper! Goin' Home - we all want to feel the love and comfort as we head down the road of life. Weather The Storm - me and Johnny did just that in our glorious 30 years together! What R The Po' Folks Doin' Tonight - when you're in love, you feel rich! Alligator Dance - for the young, and young-at-heart. Be Strong - Johnny taught me to be independant, and rely on myself. Somethin's Brewin' - Johnny's beautiful, swamp ballad. Charlene- Johnny's Cajun two-step about a real Charlene Richard that healed the sick, and was a saintly person. Doo-Wop Song - a reggae-flavored homage to my brother who passed away. Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon's classic!

Coffee Cup

$20.00

Porcelain 2-Sided White Coffee Cup w/Purple Copy. One Side-Valerie Sassyfras Image. The other side says:"I'm the Sass, You're The Sass, We're The Sass"

Crazy Train: Vinyl

$20.00

$20.00 Add $5 to Autograph. Tell me what message you would like. How would you feel if someone you trusted threw you under the bus? Jump on the Crazy Train with me and find out!

Side A 1. Writin's On The Wall 2. 1 Step Forward 2 Steps Back 3. Crazy Train 4. Evil 5. My Way Side B 6. The Sass 7. The Big Easy 8. Old Man River/Mighty Mississippi 9.

$20.00 Add $5 to Autograph. Tell me what message you would like. How would you feel if someone you trusted threw you under the bus? Jump on the Crazy Train with me and find out!

Side A 1. Writin's On The Wall 2. 1 Step Forward 2 Steps Back 3. Crazy Train 4. Evil 5. My Way Side B 6. The Sass 7. The Big Easy 8. Old Man River/Mighty Mississippi 9. What's Up 10. Girl's Night Out

Valerie Sassyfras Patron Saint of Sass Candle

$20.00

8" tall x 2" diameter classic religious candle

Valerie Sassyfras 3-Song Porch Serenade for Any Occasion!

$150.00

Celebrating a birthday, anniversary, quarantine event, anything? Contact The Sass and she'll be there to serenade you. She will perform 3 songs in her Sassyiest Style! She will bring p.a. and instruments, and perform 3 songs for you.

1 Hour Sassyfras Porch/House Serenade!

$400.00

Sassyfras will come to your front yard/home, and serenade you and your guests for 1 hour. 6-inch amp p.a., costumes, props, lights, and pizazz!

Sassyfras Birthday/Anniversary/Any Occasion Video

$100.00

Sassyfras will perform Happy Birthday/Happy Anniversary/Happy Whatever for you in her studio with lights and Sassy choreography moves, plus her accordion background tracks!

Fanny Pack w/Girl's Night Out Logo

$18.00

Neon green Valerie Sassyfras Fanny Pack with Girl's Night Out Logo, in purple, yellow, and white! Put all your sassy accessories inside, and do your thang!

Half Hour Porch/House Concert!

$200.00

I will come to your porch, yard, or house, with my 6" amp p.a. and instruments, and sing and perform a half-hour for any occasion! Includes props!

Supersized Half Hour Sassyfras Porch/House Serenade!

$450.00

Sassyfras will come to your porch, yard, or house with 2-12" Speakers/2 Speaker Stands, Lights, plus props and pizazz, and sing for a half hour for any occasion!

Supersized 1 Hour Sassyfras Porch/House Concert!

$675.00

Sassyfras will come to your porch/house with 2-12" Speakers/Speaker Stands, Lights, Projection Videos, Screen. Props, Pizazz, the whole 9 yards, to perform for 1 hour!

Blast The Sass Tee Shirt

$25.00

100% all cotton pacific blue tee shirt with black, metallic gold, and white Blast The Sass graphic. Let's Blast The Sass, y'all!

Sizes Available: Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large

Sassyfras and Friends Baseball Shirt

$39.00

100% Cotton 3/4 Length Baseball Shirt Sassyfras and Friends Soft and Sassy! Get you some! $39 Who's the cutie pie? Available in small, medium, large, extra large.