Hot off the presses! Get your very own Girls Night Out T-Shirt. 100% cotton. It's pretty much the best shirt ever. Who's the hunk?

Stunning 8 1/2x11 color photo on photo paper with original autograph!

Sassquake hits you hard, hits you fast, with songs like Babysitter- a lover's lament. Hide The Pickle - serious nonsense. Pivot and Pose - a dare to all out there. The Bastard Snake - about someone who would take your sweetheart, take your money, take your weed! Rollercoaster - takes me back to my teenage years at Pontchartrain Beach! Wicked Love - self explanatory! Bon Temps Rouler - It's in our blood to let the good times roll! Charlene - a true story Johnny wrote about a young saintly girl from Church Point who healed the sick. A Cajun two-step. Hot Stuff - Donna Summer's classic! Mighty Mississippi - an appreciation of the beauty and intensity of the Mighty Mississippi. Somethin's Brewin' - my Johnny's beautifully intense backwoods melody.

Girl's Night Out - a sexy romp with the girls! What's Up - about heartbreak and loss. Diamond In The Rough - aren't we all? I'm On The Outside - about the loss of my dear Johnny. Bon Temps Rouler - as we like to say in this part of the country, let the good times roll! A Zydeco, Funk Stomper! Goin' Home - we all want to feel the love and comfort as we head down the road of life. Weather The Storm - me and Johnny did just that in our glorious 30 years together! What R The Po' Folks Doin' Tonight - when you're in love, you feel rich! Alligator Dance - for the young, and young-at-heart. Be Strong - Johnny taught me to be independant, and rely on myself. Somethin's Brewin' - Johnny's beautiful, swamp ballad. Charlene- Johnny's Cajun two-step about a real Charlene Richard that healed the sick, and was a saintly person. Doo-Wop Song - a reggae-flavored homage to my brother who passed away. Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon's classic!

Porcelain 2-Sided White Coffee Cup w/Purple Copy. One Side-Valerie Sassyfras Image. The other side says:"I'm the Sass, You're The Sass, We're The Sass"

8" tall x 2" diameter classic religious candle

Celebrating a birthday, anniversary, quarantine event, anything? Contact The Sass and she'll be there to serenade you. She will perform 3 songs in her Sassyiest Style! She will bring p.a. and instruments, and perform 3 songs for you.

Sassyfras will come to your front yard/home, and serenade you and your guests for 1 hour. 6-inch amp p.a., costumes, props and pizazz!

Sassyfras will perform Happy Birthday/Happy Anniversary/Happy Whatever for you in her studio with lights and Sassy choreography moves, plus her accordion background tracks!

Neon green Valerie Sassyfras Fanny Pack with Girl's Night Out Logo, in purple, yellow, and white! Put all your sassy accessories inside, and do your thang!

I will come to your porch, yard, or house, with my 6" amp p.a. and instruments, and sing and perform 6 songs for any occasion! Includes props!

Sassyfras will come to your porch, yard, or house with 2-12" Speakers/2 Speaker Stands, Lights, plus props and pizazz, and sing 6 songs for any occasion!

Sassyfras will come to your porch/house with 2-12" Speakers/Speaker Stands, Lights, Projection Videos, Screen. Props, Pizazz, the whole 9 yards, to perform for 1 hour!

100% all cotton pacific blue tee shirt with black, metallic gold, and white Blast The Sass graphic. Comes in small, medium, large, extra large. Let's Blast The Sass, y'all!

100% Cotton 3/4 Length Baseball Shirt Sassyfras and Friends Soft and Sassy! Get you some! $30 Who's the cutie pie? Available in small, medium, large, extra large.