Hot off the presses! Get your very own Girls Night Out T-Shirt. 100% cotton. It's pretty much the best shirt ever. Who's the hunk?

Stunning 8 1/2x11 color photo on photo paper with original autograph!

Space is the last frontier. What lies beyond our boundaries on earth? I found it!

My wild adventures are all here-T-Rex & Me, My Cosmic Hoppin' Mama Sassyfras, My determination to try to make a good life on Venus...and how it all began-with The Big Bang! There's also Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction:Neil Armstrong admitted there was a colony of aliens on the moon in 1969, when he was there. Did you know Women R From Venus, Men R From Mars?

Sassquake hits you hard, hits you fast, with songs like Babysitter- a lover's lament. Hide The Pickle - serious nonsense. Pivot and Pose - a dare to all out there. The Bastard Snake - about someone who would take your sweetheart, take your money, take your weed! Rollercoaster - takes me back to my teenage years at Pontchartrain Beach! Wicked Love - self explanatory! Bon Temps Rouler - It's in our blood to let the good times roll! Charlene - a true story Johnny wrote about a young saintly girl from Church Point who healed the sick. A Cajun two-step. Hot Stuff - Donna Summer's classic! Mighty Mississippi - an appreciation of the beauty and intensity of the Mighty Mississippi. Somethin's Brewin' - my Johnny's beautifully intense backwoods melody.

Girl's Night Out - a sexy romp with the girls! What's Up - about heartbreak and loss. Diamond In The Rough - aren't we all? I'm On The Outside - about the loss of my dear Johnny. Bon Temps Rouler - as we like to say in this part of the country, let the good times roll! A Zydeco, Funk Stomper! Goin' Home - we all want to feel the love and comfort as we head down the road of life. Weather The Storm - me and Johnny did just that in our glorious 30 years together! What R The Po' Folks Doin' Tonight - when you're in love, you feel rich! Alligator Dance - for the young, and young-at-heart. Be Strong - Johnny taught me to be independant, and rely on myself. Somethin's Brewin' - Johnny's beautiful, swamp ballad. Charlene- Johnny's Cajun two-step about a real Charlene Richard that healed the sick, and was a saintly person. Doo-Wop Song - a reggae-flavored homage to my brother who passed away. Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon's classic!

Porcelain 2-Sided White Coffee Cup w/Purple Copy. One Side-Valerie Sassyfras Image. The other side says:"I'm the Sass, You're The Sass, We're The Sass"

8" tall x 2" diameter classic religious candle

Celebrating a birthday, anniversary, quarantine event, anything? Contact The Sass and she'll be there to serenade you. She will perform 3 songs in her Sassyiest Style! She will bring p.a. and instruments, and perform 3 songs for you.

Sassyfras will come to your front yard, and serenade you and your guests for 1 hour. Costumes, props, 6-inch amp p.a., props and pizazz! Stave off the Quarantine Blues with a little Sass!

Sassyfras will perform Happy Birthday/Happy Anniversary/Happy Quarantine for you in her studio with lights and Sassy moves, plus her accordion background tracks!

Neon green Valerie Sassyfras Fanny Pack with Girl's Night Out Logo, in purple, yellow, and white! Put all your sassy accessories inside, and do your thang!

I will come to your porch with my 6" amp p.a. and instruments, and sing and perform 6 songs for any occasion!

Easy, breezy, beautiful COVERGIRL. Just a few words that come to mind when describing this salacious and sassy, silk and stylish, spaghetti strappin, Sexy from Saks top paired with some eye dazzling silver sequined shorts!

Whether it’s Vogue, Offbeat (like me) or Sports illustrated you better bring your A game to the table for your next Cover Shoot. Good thing this Covergirls got you COVERED.

Fabulous? check. Glamorous? check. Sassy as the day is long? DOUBLE CHECK! You know that feeling you get when people literally start fainting and spouting gibberish and their eyes pop out of their head when they see you Sasshay the night away on Broadway cause you look so mother ripping good?

No? Well I do! I wore this outfit and I can tell you it comes with it’s own BODY COUNT. At least 27 poor souls have lost their lives walking into traffic, off of cliffs or simply spontaneously combusting just from one glance at this marvel of modern fashion.

Don’t feel bad though, there’s a new religion based around this piece and those poor souls gladly left their human vehicles and are now in a much happier, Sassier place. A place where every street is Fifth Avenue, every strap is spaghetti, every picture is a cover shot and NOTHING goes unsequined.

That’s right folks paradise exists and you can hold the key to its Heavenly Gates for just 100 dollars. This is basically Buddha putting you on the fast track to Nirvana with a sleek and stylish outfit that will have you looking your best out there on the Astral Plane!

Move over Alpha Centauri there’s a new Star in town and she’s got plenty of range of motion to high kick this galaxy on its head in these Sassy sequined shorts!! So pull out your credit card and prepare to begin peering down on your loyal subjects upon your new intergalactic throne amongst the constellations, boy they sure look small Hahahahaha.

Ladies and gentlemen if you haven’t ruled a galaxy, lemme tell you there’s nothing quite like it, your face is on every COVER with an outfit like this. NOWS YOUR CHANCE! 100 dollars

Sassyfras will come to your porch with 2-12" Speakers/2 Speaker Stands, Lights, plus props and pizazz, and sing 6 songs for any occasion!

Sassyfras will come to your porch with 2-12" Speakers/Speaker Stands, Lights, Props, Pizazz, the whole 9 yards, to perform for 1 hour!