Hot off the presses! Get your very own Girls Night Out T-Shirt. 100% cotton. It's pretty much the best shirt ever. Who's the hunk?

Stunning 100% cotton Hanes black t-shirt with iridescent gold lettering and logo. Be the talk of the town with your very own Sassy shirt! (Mario sold separately).

Stunning 8 1/2x11 color photo on photo paper with original autograph!

Space is the last frontier. What lies beyond our boundaries on earth? I found it!

My wild adventures are all here-T-Rex & Me, My Cosmic Hoppin' Mama Sassyfras, My determination to try to make a good life on Venus...and how it all began-with The Big Bang! There's also Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction:Neil Armstrong admitted there was a colony of aliens on the moon in 1969, when he was there. Did you know Women R From Venus, Men R From Mars?

Sassquake hits you hard, hits you fast, with songs like Babysitter- a lover's lament. Hide The Pickle - serious nonsense. Pivot and Pose - a dare to all out there. The Bastard Snake - about someone who would take your sweetheart, take your money, take your weed! Rollercoaster - takes me back to my teenage years at Pontchartrain Beach! Wicked Love - self explanatory! Bon Temps Rouler - It's in our blood to let the good times roll! Charlene - a true story Johnny wrote about a young saintly girl from Church Point who healed the sick. A Cajun two-step. Hot Stuff - Donna Summer's classic! Mighty Mississippi - an appreciation of the beauty and intensity of the Mighty Mississippi. Somethin's Brewin' - my Johnny's beautifully intense backwoods melody.

Girl's Night Out - a sexy romp with the girls! What's Up - about heartbreak and loss. Diamond In The Rough - aren't we all? I'm On The Outside - about the loss of my dear Johnny. Bon Temps Rouler - as we like to say in this part of the country, let the good times roll! A Zydeco, Funk Stomper! Goin' Home - we all want to feel the love and comfort as we head down the road of life. Weather The Storm - me and Johnny did just that in our glorious 30 years together! What R The Po' Folks Doin' Tonight - when you're in love, you feel rich! Alligator Dance - for the young, and young-at-heart. Be Strong - Johnny taught me to be independant, and rely on myself. Somethin's Brewin' - Johnny's beautiful, swamp ballad. Charlene- Johnny's Cajun two-step about a real Charlene Richard that healed the sick, and was a saintly person. Doo-Wop Song - a reggae-flavored homage to my brother who passed away. Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon's classic!

Porcelain 2-Sided White Coffee Cup w/Purple Copy. One Side-Valerie Sassyfras Image. The other side says:"I'm the Sass, You're The Sass, We're The Sass"

$20.00 or $25.00 Autographed How would you feel if someone you trusted threw you under the bus? Jump on the Crazy Train with me and find out! Side A 1. Writin's On The Wall 2. 1 Step Forward 2 Steps Back 3. Crazy Train 4. Evil 5. My Way Side B 6. The Sass 7. The Big Easy 8. Old Man River/Mighty Mississippi 9. What's Up 10. Girl's Night Out

8" tall x 2" diameter classic religious candle

Celebrating a birthday, anniversary, quarantine event, anything? Contact The Sass and she'll be there to serenade you. She will perform 3 songs in her Sassyiest Style!

Sassyfras will come to your front yard, and serenade you and your guests for 1 hour. Costumes, props, the whole 9 yards! Stave off the Quarantine Blues with a little Sass!

Sassyfras will perform Happy Birthday/Happy Anniversary/Happy Quarantine for you in her studio with lights and Sassy moves, plus her accordion background tracks!

4" High x 1 1/4" Wide Hide The Pickle Christmas Tree Ornament with Hook. Will Autograph!

Neon green Valerie Sassyfras Fanny Pack with Girl's Night Out Logo, in purple, yellow, and white! Put all your sassy accessories inside, and do your thang!